Saint Croix is an island. A virgin island! And a beach. And a saint. And paradise, too, although as Jerry Seinfeld explained, the beach is actually a very nasty smell. People take a shower so they stop smelling like a beach. So a virgin island paradise that makes you want to take a bath! So that's this blog, all right.
To actually have my sainthood recognized by the Catholic church, I'll have to perform two miracles. Working on it!