Saint Croix

 

 

Saint Croix is an island.  A virgin island!  And a beach.  And a saint.  And paradise, too, although as Jerry Seinfeld explained, the beach is actually a very nasty smell.  People take a shower so they stop smelling like a beach.  So a virgin island paradise that makes you want to take a bath!  So that's this blog, all right. 

To actually have my sainthood recognized by the Catholic church, I'll have to perform two miracles.   Working on it!